October 2, 2014   9,147 notes




first rule of fight club: be a misogynistic tool

second rule of fight club: pretend exaltation of masculinity is profound in a masculine society


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October 2, 2014   2,805 notes



Is Susutteru this magnificent creature’s name?

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October 2, 2014   64,078 notes






Is it wrong that i need this at my wedding?


I know, I know, but now that I’m old and cranky I just think “is that really necessary? I’m gonna just eat it” :(

I felt the same. I kind of hate how the Pinterestification of our culture means there;s constant low-level pressure to outdo everything you’ve ever seen for your wedding, your kid’s birthday party, your next meal, whatever… because if you don’t, everything just seems so plain.

Do you think any of the guests at this party with an event in the near  future don’t realize that people will still be talking about this fucking cake at their event with a tone of yeah this is beautiful but remember the projection cake at Chris and Terry’s wedding?!?!! unless they do something even more incredible… so the cycle continues.

October 2, 2014   97,026 notes


how the hell did we get the idea pink isn’t a cool colour

because scientifically speaking pink doesn’t even exist; it fits between violet and red on the spectrum but actually what goes there is infrared and ultraviolet and all those things we can’t see

pink is the ambassador of an otherworldly and unknowable realm it is the most badass colour out there

and also it’s versatile like WHOA and plays nicely with just about every other color

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October 2, 2014   485,908 notes


H-how much do I love this?

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October 1, 2014   38,290 notes

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October 1, 2014   292,346 notes




Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

Once again I will share the story of how I got to be in an infomercial!

This got long, so join me after the cut.

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October 1, 2014   6,397 notes

“ I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. It’s not the photographers’ fault. Bigfoot is blurry and that’s extra scary to me. There’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. ”

Mitch Hedberg (via archiemcphee)

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“ Tupac died at 25. If Malcolm X died at 25 he would have been a street hustler named Detroit Red. If Martin Luther King died at 25 he would’ve been known as a local baptist preacher. And if I had died at 25 I would’ve been known as a struggling musician. Only a sliver of my life’s potential. ”

Quincy Jones (via sunflobrwn)

this is important

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October 1, 2014   27,764 notes

Time to bring this back


Time to bring this back

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