April 23, 2014   212,230 notes

tittily:

public school is so weird tho because you have this institution with all these potentially brilliant minds who will go on to do great things for humanity 

and then you look down at your textbook and its like

image

One time I got a textbook that someone had rubbed a hole in one of the pages with an eraser and drawn a (very detailed!) spread eagled naked woman around it with the hole as her vagina.

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April 23, 2014   1,881 notes

buzzfeedrewind:

Check out this fascinating look at Jim Henson’s Creature Shop.

Why is a puppeteer-less puppet so unsettling?

Also WTF BLUE EYED BABY SINCLAIR

(via npr)

April 23, 2014   676 notes
awwww-cute:

So I came back after a few drinks and saw that some one else had taken possession of my bike!

Friendly reminder to always thump on your car a couple times before you drive it to wake up any little critters who may be hanging out in your wheel wells

awwww-cute:

So I came back after a few drinks and saw that some one else had taken possession of my bike!

Friendly reminder to always thump on your car a couple times before you drive it to wake up any little critters who may be hanging out in your wheel wells

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April 23, 2014   296,111 notes

youlookterrible:

theunitedchurchofshrek:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

Do you have a moment to discuss our lord and saviour Shrek?
You
do look terrible. and, really, so do I

As a matter of fact, one click, one call, one number can do it all.

April 23, 2014   46,325 notes
sneakymedulla:

OH MY FUCKING GLOB

YO
THIS IS A LIE
CARBONATED BEVERAGES WON’T FREEZE SOLID AND CLEAR LIKE THAT
THE GUMMI BEARS WILL NOT BE BEAUTIFULLY SUSPENDED LIKE THAT EITHER
ALSO THAT LAST PHOTO IS CLEARLY NOT FROM THE SAME SESSION AS THE FIRST TWO
PROBABLY BECAUSE IT IS SOAP 

sneakymedulla:

OH MY FUCKING GLOB

YO

THIS IS A LIE

CARBONATED BEVERAGES WON’T FREEZE SOLID AND CLEAR LIKE THAT

THE GUMMI BEARS WILL NOT BE BEAUTIFULLY SUSPENDED LIKE THAT EITHER

ALSO THAT LAST PHOTO IS CLEARLY NOT FROM THE SAME SESSION AS THE FIRST TWO

PROBABLY BECAUSE IT IS SOAP 

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April 23, 2014   4,943 notes
theonion:

Friend’s Threats To Come Visit Becoming Disturbingly More Genuine

theonion:

Friend’s Threats To Come Visit Becoming Disturbingly More Genuine

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April 23, 2014   10,812 notes
April 23, 2014   54,114 notes

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April 23, 2014
This messed up label made me laugh for about a year

This messed up label made me laugh for about a year

April 23, 2014   2,057 notes

archiemcphee:

As part of a tour put on by an organization called The Mystical Arts of Tibet, a group of Tibetan Buddhist monks from the Drepung Loseling Monastery in India recently visited the Crow Collection of Asian Art in Dallas, Texas. They were there for a weeklong residency during which they constructed this magnificent Tantric Buddhist mandala sandpainting.

The monks will spend up to eight hours a day working together on one of their sandpaintings. The process starts with an opening ceremony and the consecration of work site.

Each work begins as a drawing, the outline of the mandala. Then, colored sand is poured from traditional metal funnels called chak-purs. Each monk holds a chak-pur in one hand, while running a metal rod on its grated surface; the vibration causes the sands to flow like liquid.

Once the sandpainting has been completed it is ceremoniously destroyed using a ritual vajra.

"The sands are swept up and placed in an urn; to fulfill the function of healing, half is distributed to the audience at the closing ceremony, while the remainder is carried to a nearby body of water, where it is deposited. The waters then carry the healing blessing to the ocean, and from there it spreads throughout the world for planetary healing."

Click here to learn more about The Mystical Arts of Tibet

[via My Modern Metropolis]