September 2, 2014   313,251 notes


Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like


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I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context

i cant tell if this is the cutest thing ever or scariest

scariest, definitely scariest


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When we live in a world where you can access free content of naked consenting women in less than 5 seconds, why are people still invading the privacy of non-consenting women for nudes?

Hint: It has something to do with people feeling entitled to making any woman their personal porn, even if it violates or humiliates her in the process.

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open the doop, get on the floop. everybody walk the dinosoop

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Here’s a gif of Bill Nye eating a twinkie.

I never knew that i needed this in my life.



Here’s a gif of Bill Nye eating a twinkie.

I never knew that i needed this in my life.

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instead of counting sheep at night, count the number of times you can repeat “my life is dope and i do dope shit” before drifting into dreams full of kanye level self-confidence

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September 1, 2014   54,553 notes

Anonymous said: why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance



you a bitch

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.

In English, zero copula is common for headlines, like “Bat Child Found in Cave!”, but I don’t hear any nitpicky weirdos huffing about how aaaaactually it should be “Bat Child WAS Found in Cave!”


September 1, 2014   437,830 notes


when u take a cookie without askin mama


I am an independent grown-ass adult and I still feel this way all the goddamn time

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3tno said: I love how everyone says "make biscuits." I just call it snurgling or kneading. ;w; my baby Charlie used to do it non-stop I miss him so much.




I’ve always just called it “kneading,” too; I had actually never heard anyone call it “making biscuits” until recently.  It’s super cute no matter what you call it, though!


we call it doing the “stair master” because my cat always does it on my moms belly and it looks like shes excercising

I admit, I’m a “making biscuits” type of gal.

When I was a kid, I had a cat who would make a weird chirping noise like chip-chap-chip-chap-chip-chap when he did this, so “chip-chap” is what I’ve always called it.

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I love how the Addams Family has ZERO slut-shaming. Like… honey you can dance naked and enslave someone with your womanly charms if you want to, I don’t fucking care, but so help me you’re going to get a college education first.


The Addamses are what every family should aspire to be like (you know; without the dismemberment and electric chairs as play time).  Honestly, have you ever seen more unconditionally loving and supportive parents than Gomez and Morticia?  And not just with the kids, but with each other.  I think what’s especially unique about them is how open they are with everything.  They don’t treat their children like children.  They treat them like they treat everyone else; direct, and to the point. 

It’s creepy how many good examples of parenting and romantic relationships there is in these characters, especially considering they are supposed to be the antithesis of the stereotypical American nuclear family.

I think even the violent playtime is A-OK. A lot of the bad stuff that adults try to shelter from kids happens to kids. Morticia and Gomez kill that noise. They make no secret that the world can be a dark and scary place, that kids people have dark and scary thoughts sometimes, and that play can be a safe outlet to explore those fantasies and keep them from becoming reality.  

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